i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
"no, n-no thank u"
bi means two. u may only be attracted to men and women. homo means same. u may only be attracted to ur clone, or possibly ur identical twin. hetero means different. u must be attracted to all the things that r not u. people. animals. lamp. pan means all. be attracted to all the things simultaneously.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
Make me choose : Henry Townshend or
Asked by save-your-game
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people