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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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slut-baby:

"no, n-no thank u"

slut-baby:

"no, n-no thank u"

(Source: cute-overload)

posted 23 hours ago with 197430 notes | © / via

bi-privilege:

bi means two. u may only be attracted to men and women. homo means same. u may only be attracted to ur clone, or possibly ur identical twin. hetero means different. u must be attracted to all the things that r not u. people. animals. lamp. pan means all. be attracted to all the things simultaneously.

posted 23 hours ago with 1076 notes | © / via

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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chirikalovesjill:

Make me choose : Henry Townshend or Leon Kennedy

Asked by 

posted 1 day ago with 344 notes | © / via

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

(Source: too-gakuen)

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(Source: zerlinauniverse)

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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows)

posted 1 day ago with 159195 notes | © / via

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

posted 1 day ago with 162673 notes | © / via

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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